I just bought myself a new SMD rework station, it’s a fine tool but I want to share with you a few choice excerpts from the extremely poorly translated manual. I think the Chinese manufacturers put no effort at all into the English translation these days:

“Intelligent system that could alarm, Fault detection automatically”

“Green lines and high-quality silicone body heat good for extend life and save power”

“increased gun handpiece would be insertion and unplug”

and my favourite…

“LED manifestation of tiny electricity computer figures”